Britt-Britt has been interning here for 10 days. So far, I know that she likes obscure but awesome music that I’ve never heard of, doesn’t know ANY cheesecake flavors, and would rather use a mouse than a trackpad (what is that about?!?). We are definitely going to break her of two of those, but in the meantime she will contribute her profound writing skills to the Whipp team in hopes of educating people everywhere on the How To’s of the world. Britt-Britt is a junior at USC Upstate so if you randomly walk past a blonde girl on campus, feel free to yell out “BRITT BRITT,” and if she turns, say hey to her! We hope to make her feel warm and welcome in the great downtown of Sparkle City while she is with us, and will be sure to teach her the ins and outs of agency life in the Pacific NorthWest (seriously, will it ever stop raining?). Britt-Britt spends her time away from the Whipp office at the USC Upstate newspaper, The Carolinian, and in her English major classes, insisting that we, over here at Whipp, are not, in fact, the (only) cool kids of Spartanburg. In order to learn more about Britt-Britt the Intern, we sang a classic rendition of Billy Joel’s “Allentown” together, hiked around Pisgah in matching banana suits, and then I had her answer these super intimate questions.
If you were to be any piece of cheesecake what type would it be and why?
Coffee Cheesecake, so I would always smell delicious, and never have a problem staying awake.
Of these color choices, which is the best: clear, wood, rain.
Wood, specifically: rich mahogany.
Your favorite thing about sparkle city?
Whipp and lists duh! Actually, besides Whipp, little known fact about Sparkle City: there’s a train that will take you from Daniel Morgan Ave to New York city for about 200 bucks! 19th century transportation anyone?
5 things you noticed about Whipp the first time you came into the office?
Graffiti Wall, big windows, awesome iron-looking chairs, studio floor lamp, everyone happy to be at work! AW
Do you like comic sans? (If so, walk out now.)
It is the font of amateurs!! And elementary school teachers.
Two people you wish you could get into a Twitter war with?
Amanda Bynes and Dick Cheney. No really, who wouldn’t want to get into a twitter war with that crazy, hair changing lunatic. I’m talking about Cheney…
Besides “Britt Britt the Intern” what would be your all-time favorite name?
President Britt Britt. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. I will have free red gummy bear distribution day, because everyone knows only the red ones are delicious. I vow to run on the platform of wood below me, and to uphold only the highest standards of meat allowed by the FDA. This is in part because I care about the health of our citizens but also because a lot of meat is just downright nasty. I’m lookin at you, Taco Bell. The Doritos aren’t the only thing loco about your tacos.
What is the most interesting piece of writing you have ever done?
I wrote an article about genetic cloning, and the possibility of recreating the Woolly Mammoth. Did you know, the Woolly Mammoth is the symbol of Alaska and a distant relative of Ray Romano? Okay… only one of those things are true...
Please describe your dream job using only proper nouns.
New York, Mad Men, Rich and Rare. Pretend I never said this, please.
Who was that guy who just walked by?
My dad…
No, Britt-Britt the Intern. That was our maintenance guy. Mike? No… we don’t know his name yet.
So hypothetically you just found a dog. Give it a name.
Dick Cheney. *refer to earlier comment.
Who was the most famous person you ever met?
I met Mc’Lovin once!! Christopher Mintz-Plasse from SuperBad. Sort of. In passing.. I mean, he was busy..
Would you rather be Poor or Ugly?
Ugly! Being beautiful doesn’t do you much good if you’re homeless :’/
What website do you visit the most? (g-rated please BRITT BRITT)
Netflix, I’m addicted to re-runs of crappy television. My favorite currently are: Animal Odd Couples, Sister Wives, Maters Tall Tales, The Truth Behind Zombies
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Canary Yellow. They always tasted the best.
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